pearls:

pearls:

i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun

sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard 

(Source: louistomlinslon)

n4ut:

N4UT’S FIRST GIVEAWAY!

FIRST PLACE:

  • $30 on my Etsy [excludes shipping!]
  • $50 in commissions
  • Custom horns*
  • Custom troll tee

SECOND PLACE:

  • $15 on my Etsy [excludes shipping!]
  • $25 in commissions
  • Custom horns*
  • Custom troll tee

*WITHIN REASON. Probably won’t accept Tavros or Condesce horns because wow I don’t want to give you a shitty pair I’m not a horn crafter extraordinaire but I will do fantrolls if they’re not crazy

For every 1000 notes, I’ll add another prize to this [1k = 3rd place, 2k = 4th place, etc].

RULES:

  1. Reblog this post
  2. Follow n4ut, bc if you’re inclined to reblog this that probably means you like my art so why the fuck not
  3. Don’t be a shithead
  4. Don’t spam your followers’ dashes
  5. No giveaway sideblogs c’mon that should be obis
  6. Gotta give me your address if you win so be cool with that

Using a random generator, likes won’t count.

Will ship worldwide.

If you’re chosen I’ll send you an ask - please respond in 48 hours or I’ll choose someone else as the winner.

GIVEAWAY ENDS JUNE 1ST 11:59 PM PST!

itschipdog:

is this OFF

itschipdog:

is this OFF

(Source: theleoisallinthemind)

Describe yourself on anon and I will say if I’d date you

(Source: askboxmemes)

i feel icky im going to bed goodnight friends

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

this will never not be hilarious to me

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

this will never not be hilarious to me

(Source: daddog)

i literally decided yesterday that i was gonna do ahabs crosshairs hahaha at least i already had the paint :’)

yeeeeeeeee

ugh im so tired its only 8:30

hey send me pics of your favorite seadweller fins im designing mine and i want an idea of different styles

(its for dualscar)

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